Do Andy Murray matches scare you? Leave you a quivering wreck? Drained? Exhausted? Shattered? Then you need: the Andy Murray Match Survival Pack!
Each Pack contains:
1 – Chocolate – for sustenance
2 – A sofa – to hide behind
3 – Cushions x 2 – to throw at the TV
4 – Spare fingernails x triple pack – to chew endlessly
5 – Alcohol – to calm nerves
6 – More chocolate – for more … Read the rest