If I ever get around to writing a novel, I must have a character in it called Bryson DeChambeau, surely the best named golfer in a sport littered with wonderfully singular monikers such as Fuzzy Zoeller, Fred Funk, Boo Weekley and Duffy Waldarf, not to mention Bubba, Smylie, Dustin and Tiger.

A top name for the top amateur at this year’s Masters.